What happens when you buy a new phone in Ireland: You turn it on for the first time - fresh out of the packaging - immediately receive a text message and assume that it's some generic welcome message from the service provider or something.
Instead, it says, "Bitch you woke me up I was sound asleep".
In Ireland, even the phones are short-tempered. And woefully ignorant (or uncaring, more likely) about punctuation.
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