My hidden talents & secrets most foul:
* Quote Shakespeare, Blake & the Bible
* Play the Moonlight Sonata on the piano
* Type really fast
* Listen, talk and read simultaneously
* Drink and not get drunk
* Question, doubt and suspect
* Avoid people
* Find anything on the internet
* Name birds and dog breeds
* Lie convincingly
* Stay up late
* Attract weirdos
* Read between the lines in hotel brochures
* Look innocent while being where I should not
* Raise a sarcastic eyebrow
Superpower:
* Be invisible (unfortunately, this is not controllable and happens at the most inconvenient of moments, like when I really want to be seen)
"Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored." (Aldous Huxley)
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