Wednesday, September 06, 2006

always mention the kinky

Some would say that if you mention kinky sex, people will read your blog. There. I have mentioned kinky sex.

Curious about what key words attract readers. Maybe "free money" is the best bet. Or names of famous people, like Paris Hilton or Saddam Hussein or Jesus. I'm a bit nervous about mentioning porn or Al-Qaida and I'm not sure how the latter is spelled anyway. The word "knitting" could attract a lot of Finnish bloggers. To get the Irish in, just talk about the Dublin Port Tunnel or the Taoiseach. Or for those who do word searches on the name of their city, look here everyone from Vaasa, Cambridge or Honolulu!

Now I'm just waiting to see the number of hits on my blog skyrocket.

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