Wednesday, March 19, 2014

the universe is random so I can be too

Things I have said or written at some point - posted here because I can:

"A bath tub, a dog, a booked trip and more money - that's all I ask."
"The worst things in life: stomach bugs, blind dates, job interviews."
"God didn't sacrifice Gabriel."
"My car is like a cancer patient."
"I just drew a skull and crossbones on my cough medicine bottle."

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